The Office: “Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Jim is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy, so actually, Jim is my enemy. But…”
If the Office were real and a film crew was actually shooting a documentary about the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin, I’d imagine Dwight went on and on while drifting in and out of frame because the camera man’s repeated dozing off.